Now I lay me down to sleep

May what I’ve sown good karma reap,

But if instead I up and die

Throw a party that lasts all night.

Invite everyone I know to my kick-ass wake,

And in my honor ass-hyphen jokes make.

Hire a band that will charge no bill

And take donations for those less fortunate still.

May life bless those I’ve loved,

And who have loved me well,

And may the jerks and users all go to hell.